I remembered vividly when I was still anxiously waiting for my O level results..
I remembered vividly the moment I received the sms from MOE regarding the school I got posted to.
And I never regretted choosing TP as my polytechnic.
I met new friends, new homies, new brother, new bitching partners..
I've learnt a lot about life~ (cliche much)
I've realised that polytechnic life isnt as easy as I thought
I've learnt that projects are not easy to score
I've learnt how to deal with stress, and not crack and break down.
I've learnt that there are many two faces in the world
I've learnt not to be so naive, and ignorant.
Boring me. Hahaha!
So much about Year 2009.
Lets not look backwards, and look forward!
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It's OMG's 5AGAPE BBQ!
hahaha!
I really really really APPRECIATE those who made an effort to at least be present!
I would like to express my greatest gratitute to those who came ;D
I hope that the food dint disappoint you guys~
I want to say a big thank you to estee, estee's ahma, estee's papa & mama.
I want to say a big thank you to dorcas, for doing the public relations, and advertisements on our long planned bbq! (You have proven yourself to be a good student of NP's media course!)
hhahaha
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Daily activities will just carry on. ;D
NEW YEAR 2010; OMG's 5AGAPE BBQ; and daily activties; 10:10 PM
Monday, December 28, 2009
Why does every hairdresser always say the same thing to me?
Your face is too round
Your head is too round
God damn it, I know.
I can see it myself
I dont really need someone else to come tell me that.
Ok, back to the main point.
I went to cut hair with my homie after school today.
We kept postponing the hair cut day..
Corrections, it's not 'We', but it's 'Me'.
Yea. I kept using the excuse that 28th is an auspicious date to cut our hair.
Yes, I know. It's pretty lame.
But yeah. hahaha
Overall, not bad.
Now I've got the urge to shave lines already.
WOOHOO.
Maybe the shaving of lines on my head is the secret towards Jagger's level of wisdom.
Maybe..
Black or Brown?
I wish I had a longer face, not so round head, and a longer neck.
In my dreams.
Ok, thats all bitches.
I wish..; 8:43 PM
Friday, December 25, 2009
Merry Christmas homies!
Yeah!
Updates on my driving progress
My driving progress is quite fast.
Natural FLAIR in driving
Innate talent, undeniable fact.
HAHAHAHA
Ahhhhhhhhh...
Met up with, dorcas, wenya, peili, kokfai, kenji, kokfai's bro, Estee, and her boyfriend.
Dined at Revenue House's Nihon Mura
And we went to cineleisure to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks 2
hahaha, good movie.
After that, we bounced home together
On the way back, there was this tranny, walking along the road towards cineleisure.
"IT" kept saying in chinese: "I dont like you, I DONT LIKE YOU"
Everybody was freaking out.
The situation was like jesus re-appeared on Earth..
Splitting the CROWD into two, like the RED SEA
Amen..
Dorcas was totally freaking out.. it was totally hilarious.
=/
Likewise, this year, I got presents from THEM, but I never prepare any presents.
The next few days, I MUST MUST MUST go buy some presents.
then I can give them on 2nd Jan 2010
It's the "Oh My God, 5 Agape's BBQ"
It had been quite some time since I've posted any pictures
Sorry if it hurts your eyes.
Estee's thoughtful present
Obviously the guy in the photoframe is ME
Thanks Estee
>=( , from Wenya
I'M MR GREEDY?!, I thought I'm MR CHATTERBOX!
Packaged together with famous amos's cookies.
Thanks Wenya ;D
From my bitching partner, dorcas ;D
I really really appreciate this christmas present
Topped with thoughtful writings on it..
Bitchy thoughful COMBO, grande size~
hahaha, STARBUCKS FOR THE WIN!
And thats the STARBUCKS cup
Ready to brew some nice coffee in it.
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To do list
Complete the neccessary parts by Saturday
Continue my fast progress on driving course
Buy presents >=(
- for bitching partners
- for poly homies
- and myself =x (its about time I start pampering myself
I MUST CUT HAIR WITH MY homie on one auspicious date >=( , my hair is screwed, I regretted not cutting before he flew..
And.. redraw of BBQ cash. I must be ready to make some purchase. >=)
I miss my poly homies and besties now
On a lighter note, my dad is flying on 30th december 2009 till 9th January 2010
;D *HINTS*
The colour red is so BOOMZ
Merry Christmas; 2:36 AM
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Self-note:-
Marketing project
Customer's content
factors that affects consumer's behaviour
buying process
these are to be taken from the sample reports
Market positioning
draw out diagram price against quality
Price & product
visit spinelli to take down price and product
improve on neccessary parts
segmentation variables (weak).. =______=
If nothing else, I can print and bind
Macroeconomics
GDP (the five years data from the website)
-Economic growth rates (explain why)
-Apply concepts of nominal and real GDP
Inflation (the five years data from the website)
-calculation of inflation rates (explain why)
unemployment rate (the five years data from the website)
-usually link with inflation, and price (manipulate using the graphs of AD-AS. (LRAS,SRAS,PSRS,PLRS, AD)
fiscal policy
-using the expenditures and revenues (calculate deficit or surplus)
conclusions
B.stats
survey first.
Okay, thats about it. My agenda for tomorrow is driving, and swimming.
Back home to do all this shyt.
but before that, must see if daddy has ANY instructions for me.
wish me luck!
TOMORROW I MUST GRAB AS MANY TOPICS FOR DRIVING AS POSSIBLE.
; 11:20 PM
Procrastination has really really caught up with me.
I used to bother and care about a lot of things.
But now,
I couldnt be less bothered about it.
Ahhh, when will I start doing the things I am supposed to do this two fucking week
I feel a little rich now.
I feel like buying my headphone, a vaio one, and the colour will be brown, so as to match up with my brown laptop, brown mouse.. Sadly, I dont have any brown phone.
But I'm super contented with my sexy black AINO.
If it was brown, I will be even more sex-cited.
lols.
\
Holiday is boring.; 9:34 PM
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Living in dilema.
I'm thinking if I want the holidays to end faster, or dont end so fast.
AND WHY THERE IS NO SLOTS FOR DRIVING IN JANUARY. >=(
Haaaaa.
I have been eating alot this two days.
And my hair is like fucking long, messy, and fucked up.
I'm thinking if I should cut first, or wait until 27th. X_x
I think wait first ba.
It's Saturday; 10:37 PM
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
I'm so fucking pissed right now. Who is the fucking one that is finding trouble now? Why are you scold people with such condesending tone? Why are you always blaming people and not yourself? When you say people lazy, please take a fucking mirror to reflect on yourself? Who is the one that is lazy? You're the lazy one. Asking me to do so many things at one time, whilst your're there fucking stone and slack?
I'm having a super bad mood now. When I needed help, nobody offers. When people needed help, all come find me. Do what on to others, what you want others to do on to you? Yeah yeah, fuck this statement.
Today, I might do his work until morning. Yeah, and I have driving in the morning. Hope I just crash and die. Happy ending, he can go claim insurance.
After driving, I went to Starbucks to do the projects alone. Pretty alone. And I can assume it will be for the next 2 weeks. Yeah, I completed marketing, tomorrow I will send everybody via email.
Tomorrow, I will be on a riot. Jagger is on havoc. I wouldnt be doing any fucking projects tomorrow. I will go slack and stone in the pool. Enjoy the water. Yeah, Fuck you projects.
Anybody alone? Call me :D
Jingyi is so nice to come down to Northpoint to find me. We had lunch together at Ishi Mura. After that, we went home.
Apart from all this fucked up paragraphs, today driving was freaking fun. Accelerating the car is woosh. Yeah, my progress is fast.
-random- Car No.: 119
Can I pray to Jesus, and let him complete the job for me? Since all christians says that Jesus will answer your prayers, and he do the things for you?
But we all know that this is not the case..
Dream on.
Fucked up; 10:33 PM
Monday, December 14, 2009
Hello.
After driving, I went to swim.
Bought food home to eat alone.
My dad always goes out during the afternoon till midnight
Till he drops dead.
Zzz.
But its okay, I rather he do this.
I dont want him to come disturb me :D
I'm very very very very bored today.
At home alone, nothing to do.
I ended up watching TV alone.
Until I fall asleep.
I totally forgotten tat I must wrap up mkting project by today.
Procrastination..
Slay the procrastination.
;D
Nevermind.
I regretted not bringing my laptop today
If not I will be at Starbucks doing project.
I can like totally presume for the next 14days of holiday = project everyday.
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
PROJECT
I WANT GOOD GRADES!
And for that, I will die for it.
If I see any Bs or Cs, I will probably take a knife and stab my heart.
Before I do that, I might burn the result slips.
>=(
I feel browner today.
-random-
Car No.: 124
I wish my sisters and mummy is in Singapore now.
I will dream bout them tonight.
And I will be at the freaking airport to pick them up
Because...
I WANT THOSE CLOTHES >=D
WOOHOO!
NEW PULL-OVERS
Driving spells fun; 10:30 PM
Sunday, December 13, 2009
I'm trying very hard to conform my thoughts to NOT think this way.
Lucky I have this 'space', to rant
And to many others, like kenrick and ivan etc.
~
I wouldnt stop TRYING.
The more I want to score.
Fucking Cheebais
*Pardon the vulgarities, I cant find other APPROPRIATE word to describe my feeling yesterday*
-The thing I will always regret and remember for the next 3 years of poly life-
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I feel so tired, to put on a fake smile when I'm angry
To pretend like as if nothing as ever happenned
Even through, in our hearts, we all know that something happenned.
Its like a smashed dish.
Try putting back into one piece.
Its possible
but.. the aftermath left behind will be those cracks.
Haha, whatever it is.
TOMORROW I GOT DRIVING.
NEED TO TURN IN SOON!
JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE
After driving = swimming = do project at Yishun Starbucks, and send my homies the mkting project
Then its Fuck Mkting Project ;D
PRINT AND BIND TIME! :D
Why try so hard, when nobody is trying :D?; 11:37 PM
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Damn sad. I'm all alone at Northpoint's Starbucks.
Lucky my laptop is with me.
Haaaa, bimbotic laptop.
I was doing mkting project just now.
Then I spent hours watching two movies.
X-man last stand, and The House Bunny.
I think I watched 'The House Bunny' like the tenth time.
But its still as hilarious as the first time I watch. (Y)
Three successive ways of flirtation. LOLOLOL
1) Eye Contact
2) Flattery
3) lots of touching
LOLOLOLOL..
GREAT NEWS
Dorcas went to CUT BANGS ALSO
Gosh, so many girls cutting bangs one.
(Y) me like.
Melanie have a super duper cool hair now.
Bangs + bob + shaved side.
It's like a double 'B' combo with shaves.
Like totally the fantasy.
Hahahaha =/
Hmmmm, I want to go have a hair cut too.
New style.
Lalalala.
I went to solarbeam for 2 hours
Bought new tanning oil.
Hmmmm, bought the super black one.
No choice, only one left.
Lucky me.
Fuck projects ;D
*Do first, complain later*
I'm in a perpetual state of psycho-ing myself with this statement
Cant wait for 2nd Jan, got sec school class BBQ.
And I'm organizing food. ;D
Alone at Starbucks; 4:46 PM
Friday, December 11, 2009
Yeah, its over. :D
haahaha!
Ok.. Stats and Mkting..
=/
Lets not talk about papers in my space. :D
Went to K-Box to get high with other friends, w/o kenrick.
It was fun through. ;D
Then I cabbed home, the bill was 20doollars.
Hahaha. =/
Nevermind.
Plans for the next 2 weeks?
Everyday 10.30am to 12.30noon is driving.
The first thing in the morning 2ml I will go apply my PDL.
Which is Provisonal Driving License.
Ok..
14 days
Swimming cum Tanning
Gym if I got time.
Then go do macro, stats and mkting project.
Since OB is done.
Hmmm, thats about it.
I will plan a more concise planning for the next 14days.
Fuck this sem :D
And I fucking regret...
Haha ;P
Mid-Sem Test over!?; 11:19 PM
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Okay, Accounting I was pretty careless for the interest part..
I told my friends to becareful about the interest period, yet I dint read properly.
I can just like fuck myself.
Moreover, the depreciation question was very very vague.
It's goodbye to my full marks.
Today Org.Beh, I thought it was pretty bad.
I did everything I could.
To the very very last 2 minutes.
I know I had to write something on the IMPACT of the fucking personality traits.
YET I CHOSE TO FUCKING SIT IN FRONT OF MY PAPER
AND FUCKING STONE.
The only thing I wrote was.. "Conclusion: .. "
Yes.
I'm very smart.
Thanks..
I can just fuck myself.
I told kenrick not to give up until the very last minute, yet I chose not to write anything when I had two fucking minutes.
Lol.
Tomorrow is B.Stats!
OH MY FUCK GOD.
I HAVEN START REVISING YET
GIVE SOME MATH CELLS TO ME PLEASE..
And tomorrow my mother + sisters will be leaving Singapore this morning ..
And my daddy just came back to Singapore.
It will be home alone with daddy for the next freaking fucking disgusting 6 days.
6 days = 144 hours.
144 hours - sleeping hours = 96hours left.
96 hours - school hours = 48 hours left
48 hours of danger in facing him..
48hours divided by 6 days = 8 hours risk per day.
Probability of me getting into risk is: 8 hours / 144 hours = 0.055 (3 decimal places)
Chances are low?
The figures are deceiving.
My daddy will fucking multiple the probability by 10 times.
0.055 X 10 times = 0.55.
Now its like out of 1, I have half chance getting into risk/danger.
R.I.P to Jagger Yeo. ):
ACCOUNTING and ORG.BEH; 11:57 PM
Monday, December 7, 2009
End roll, nice song.
This song calms me down a lot.
Hahaha, I want to find some inner peace!
;D
I haven been updating my blog this few days.
Currently, I'm having my mid-sem test.
So far so good.
Today was Macro.
Tomorrow is Accounting.
=/, I'm going to practice one or two questions later.
I've been spending a lot of time chatting with my buddy.
People with blood type O people are outgoing, energetic and social. They are the most flexible of the blood types. They easily start up projects but often have trouble following through because they give up easily. They are flighty and not too dependable. O types always say what's on their mind. They value the opinion of others and like to be the center of attention. Also, people with O blood are extremely self-confident.
BRAUN BUFFEL!; 12:32 AM
Sunday, November 1, 2009
; 9:37 PM
Yes! Isetan SGD$50.00 vouncher!
Tomorrow Braun Buffel wallet. :D
Woolala.
MDIS Marketing Notes also come already
SIM + MDIS + NP + TP = Power Jagger
; 8:58 PM
Vroom Vroom is fun.
Damnnnn serious.
Today, raining cows and crayons.
I'm shortchanging myself.
I feel so lazy.
I should cut some slack.
Ultimate mode tomorrow.
Nabuis Cheebais
; 1:19 AM
Friday, October 30, 2009
Today was a rather bad day.
In the morning, almost got into a car accident.
Because of me, my mother was rushing.
And... yeah.
almost got into a car accident.
Lucky us.
I think I'm irresponsible, and unfilial.
I'm a bad boy.
zzzz
I will sleep earlier, and wake up earlier myself.
And no more last minute calls.
Hmmmmmm,
Did a small little project briefing bout marketing.
Next friday will be our field trip.
It's time to work hard.
Me and kenrick went to eat sakae sushi.
hmmm, then watched the movie, Jennifer's body.
@%!%!%@!#%@!#!@%@
Okay.
The movie .. _ _ _ _.
got one part, I was in state of shockness.
my reaction was a little over.
I jumped up, and yelled
Together with my hands and legs in the air.
X_x
Fucking megan fox.
Like fuck her totally.
Fuck as in, FUCK
Not the sex - fuck.
It's the vulgarity - fuck.
Not for faint-hearted.
Seeing a girl eating boys up.
And I thought it will be nice.
Totally cannibal.
):<
at some point, when megan is making out with those boy.
the heat is like turning up.
then she eat the boy up.
Jitao, from 12NOON to 6PM.
If you get what I mean.
And she is extremely bimbotic
She used the slang, salty - refering to cute/hot guys.
"You're so salty."
Totally, irrelevent
Dont tell me she is so smart to use science knowledge
Too hot - Sweat - Crystalisation - Salt Formed
She's way too bimbotic for this equation to be formed.
Jennifer's Body; 9:57 PM
Thursday, October 29, 2009
tutorials , project, tutorials, project, tutorial, projects, then die.
Thats bout it.
I'm currently planning on the agenda's tomorrow.
Need to set the pace right.
Jennifer's Body ;D
Projects and Tutorials; 10:04 PM
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
I think I speak less than 2000 words today.
I was rather quiet today.
I think, overall today is an extremely bad day.
Because I was almost late, and i cabbed to school with huiwen
Apparently, she was late too.
My whole group volunteered to do the impromptu speech, together with another girl
My topic was..
My first day in TP.
I dint know what to say actually
I felt so 'naked', and nervous.
The paper was so tiny.
Or it appeared tiny because of a large surface area (me)
I talked bout I had no friends during the first day.
The first guy that talked to me was Ivan.
And I told he was mad.
Because all the lame jokes + cheering made me thought that he was mentally unsound.
But, we all know that's not the case. :D
No friends because of huge ear piercing?
Judgmental, that's life.
If you want a friend, be a friend.
Life isn't easy.
Because human thoughts are unfathomable
It's extremely tired to go guessing bout
What people are thinking.
Why people are doing this
Enlighten; 8:43 PM
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Kiasu-ism had already infiltrated into Jagger's cells
=/
Dorcas, remember to send me the remaining Marketing Notes.
I'm currently equiped with SIM marketing notes, NP - Marketing Notes.
I feel so powerful now.
MUAHAHAHAHAH.
Moreover, I lent from my friends' Macro and OB's notes.
I'm so hyped up to do those projects.
I'm going to spank those projects like little flies.
>=(
Tomorrow school starts in the morning, 9 am.
Darn..
Hyped Up; 9:08 PM
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Woof Woof Woof.
It's Night Safari's Halloween
So spook-ta-cu-lar
I thought it will be boring and lame to go to night safari.
Overall, it was fun.
hahaha.
----------------
We went on the tram of horror, or whatever it's called.
And the last night safari show.
The indian girl, which is like sort of the MC of the day, left me with a very very vivid impression of her
LOLOLOL.
She reminds me of KUMAR, the gay.
Seriously, she speaks like "it"
Apparently, it's neither a 'he' or a 'she'.
Hence, It's an 'it'.
:D
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Oh yeah, I bought TWO wooden straps from Safari.
Wee wee.
I feel that my life is fulfilled.
I feel that the things in Night Safari is really really overpriced.
Night Safari is really practicing market segmentation, and monopoly.
=/
Do you know how much is one plate of chicken rice set in Night Safari?
It's 17 dollars.
It's more Expensive then the entrance ticket.
One bowl of ULU ULU LAKSA?
19 dollars. LOLOL
I can buy one normal T-Shirt already.
One can of coke = 4 dollars.
It's better for me to drink my own saliva.
It's no wonder estee asked if we want to buy drinks there.
Now, I know why >=(
The picture that they took for us, they charged for 20 dollars if you buy them
Actually, the picture not bad.
Cause me and dorcas is in the picture.
:D
Blah Blah Blah.
Self-Reminder: Transfer SGD$15.40 to Estee Leong for the ticket money.
Stupid estee, I wanted to give her the money first
She dont want.
Now, SO troublesome.
Idiot..
Night Safari; 9:20 AM
Friday, October 23, 2009
Today's weather rocks!
As mother nature is not throwing her bitch fit on us, the mere human beings.
Hahaha.
I went Safra to chill in the jaccuzi.
And then..
I took 969..
And the bus ride today was ridiculously long.
50mins haven reach tampines.
=___=?
I usually take like only 30mins.
The fucking bus driver just drove so slowly that I was practically late.
Late to pass my friend notes.
Late for lecture.
Once I reached tampines interchange, I cabbed down.
I was totally in a bad mood.
But the first OB lecture really made me laugh.
Cause there was this guy,
He speaks funny
He talks funny
hahaha.
Blah Blah Blah.
---------------
@!%%!@$%@!#
Project groupings are fucked up.
.
There's a saying.
Say what you mean, and mean what you say.
Seriously..
We had the experience before.
Of being,
"Oh Mr Nice Guy"
And,
"Oh Missy Nice Girl"
Dint we regret bout it?
Of not marking down on other people?
Why will we want to go back to the formal group?
Moreover, I've made my fucking stance very very very very very clear from the very start.
For me, I wouldn't be so stupid to go back to the formal group and suffer.
I know I sound like a bastard.
But this is reality.
Dont take things so personally.
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Fucked Up Day; 7:12 PM
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Reality check.
This saturday marks the day.
The day of the return of the devil
This also means that no more late night activities
And no more late night outings.
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IN NEAR FUTURE
I think I will not be dota-ing so much with my friends anymore once next week starts.
I'm starting on my tutorials later...
PRESENT
So I'm using some of my time now to blog.
Since I have not been blogging this few days.
Or should I say that I have not been blogging in much details this few days.
TODAY
How bout we start on the activities I had today?
Since It's still fresh in my mind.
Morning, kenrick and I played tennis for 15mins..
And we stopped due to the lousy racket quality.
And another reason was..
I was wearing my specs, as my contact lens broke in my eye this morning.
Totally ridiculous.
That contact lens was my LAST pair.
And that I only wore TWICE.
=______=
unLUCKY much?
This spells FUCK.
Played badminton for like.. I dont know.
Very very very very long.
Hahaha, shiok.
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Went for night swimming (jaccuzi)
With ckay and kenrick.
I appreciate their effort for coming down to Yishun.
Thanks ckay and kenrick.
Hahaha, I've got a theory out of this.
Yishun to Tampines = Near
But..
Tampines to Yishun = far.
hahah =/
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MONEY FLOWS LIKE WATER.
WHAT I SHOULD STOP DOING.
I've been spending ALOT this freaking week
Seriously, I should stop spending..
I bought notes and textbooks like.. 80dollars++
I bought one pair of new standby contact lens today. 15dollars
I top up my EZ-LINK card(s)
30dollars + 50dollars concession.
I bought new calculator 19dollars
Have been cabbing frequently this week also.
ZZZZZ.
Bought clothes.
And not counting the money I spend on eating and drinking and treating.
Gosh, the sum is astonomical.
Moreover, my family background is not very well-off..
This spells double FUCK.
Fuck myself.
I'm not going to spend any money tomorrow.
I swear in my god's name.
WHAT I HAVE NOT BEEN DOING
I've not been doing weights this four days.
I feel so flabby now.
Even through my already VERY VERY flabby.
@!$@!#
A FEW DAYS AGO
Hmmmm, I forget already.
I only remember I went out with jingyi and dong for coffee and bitching session.
After that I went to swim with kenrick.
Other than this, nothing exciting.
MY CDS.
My CDS is public speaking.
Had my tutorial already.
Sians, kenrick and ckay cannot change timeslots, because no vacancy already.
):
Shag to the max.; 10:59 PM
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
School had began..
People always say about "Black Monday"
And seriously.
This whole fucking sem..
I'm going to have a black monday.
Talking bout the long hours of lectures i'm going to have in one day.
This spells totally boredness.
---------------
I dont want to know
Ignorance is bliss. ;D
Good luck.
._.; 11:05 PM
Saturday, October 17, 2009
I think I've more or less captioned the fun people in my class.
Apparently, I missed out another huge BITCH-FIT in my class.
And her bitchy name is Estee.
I think she dint come to school that day.
Okay, I kinda miss my secondary school life.
But what I miss the most is the mocking and bitching with the favourite bitching partner, Edric.
Lol.
It's totally unbelievable what a human brain is capable of.
We are in the first English Class during Sec 5.
And that Ang-mo in the picture is my Form Teacher + English Teacher
His very funny, but the way he teach, will let you fall asleep miraculously.
If you need a lullaby, his the best candidate to deliver it.
During English lessons,
The bitch-fits of the class, mainly, me, ed, estee, dorcas.
Will spam racist jokes like F-O-C.
LOL.
I miss 5A >=(
; 12:14 AM
Friday, October 16, 2009
Retro is the new glam.
LOL.
Be awed by my blog song.
LOLOLOL!
I was on the car with my sisters today
And I was finding one suitable CD that goes smooth on my ears.
And I found..
Best'99
LOL!
It's a CD, that is 10 sweet years back
I was only 8 =/
I dint know what's the meaning of HORNY at that time.
And I'm listening to the song HORNY by Mousse.T that time. LOLOL!
This explains why.
GUESS WHAT?
Today at HDB Hub isnt that smooth =/
Hmm, I saw kenrick's gf at Northpoint sakae.
And I knew I will see the noob.
Yeah, I saw the noob walking pass. LOL.
Okay, Tata.
I'm going to sleep early soon.
Cause, my daddy is flying ;D
IN THE MORNINGGGG
Retro; 8:24 PM
Thursday, October 15, 2009
2 DAYS MORE!
TO BE EXACT ITS ONE MORE FUCKING DAY! :D
CAUSE HIS FLIGHT WILL BE ON 17th OCT 2009
AT 6.00AM PLUS PLUS!
WOOHOOO!
I'm having my blonde moments now.
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I'm totally into Toxic's Remix by Quest Crew.
It captured all the essence of TOXIC!
I want to go out soon.
I miss you guys already. :$
; 12:54 AM
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Look at ryan's solo.
That butt shaking guy also.
Sick Performance
Its' a britney spears' challenge.
; 8:30 PM
Monday, October 12, 2009
Today I went to Tampines sports hall.
To play badminton with..
Ckay, Lian, Ivan, Wilson, Winston, Wenxin, Grace.
Daryl tummy-ache ):
Yeah, ahahha, I guess had fun ba.
Wasted, today kenrick never come ):
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Rained, hence I dint go to sleep.
Talking bout yesterday..
I super angry. LOLOL
So many people ignore me ):
Yesterday I was watching this MV
Girlicious - Stupid Shit
Then..
Lian show me..
LOL. contrast MUCH?
One moment I'm watching a slutty MV
One moment, he give me one emo ZOMBIE MV. LOL
LOLOLOL
WE SHOULD TRY THIS.
Lalala; 6:13 PM
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Sunday.
Slacking Day ;D
Did nothing but slacking.
Lol.
What a close shave today.
Confidential, which means it cannot be blogged.
I'm going to cut my hair next friday, which is 16th Oct ;D
I dont want to get sued by Dorcas for infringement. ;D
What is marketing?
What are the concepts of marketing?
1) You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room,
1) You go up to her and say: "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?" (That's Direct Marketing)
2) You give your friend a buck.
2) She goes up and says: "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?" (That's Advertising)
3) You somehow get her mobile number.
3) You call and chat her up a while and then say: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Tele-Marketing)
4) You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Customer Relationship Management)
5) You stand straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Hard Selling)
6) SHE comes over and says: "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?" (Now THAT is the power of Branding).
Okay class!
Do you get all the concepts?
Lets apply it on today's incident.
Jagger went to Yishun Safra Swimming Pool
There are many many bikini girls.
Jagger went up to a bikini girl and said: Hi, I'm great in bed, how bout it?
What's the answer?
YEAH! Its' Direct Marketing!
LOLOLOL
RETARDDDDDDDDEDDDD.
Sunny Yellow Banana Day; 5:21 PM
Name : Jagger
Age : 18
Colour: Brown
Height: 140.0cm
School: Temasek Polytechnic
Course: Business Studies Grouping
In a nutshell,
I'm short and stout.
I'm brown.
I'm a major late-comer.
Being perpertually late is my habit.
It is all written on my face.
Things I Do
-Play
-Eat
-Sleep
-Excremate
-Fantasies
-Lift weights
-Insults & Sarcasm
-Sleep in nudity
-X.O.X.O with pillows
Later, suckers
WISHes
-to be browner
-be less horny
-grow more MUSCLEs