howwwwddiii~ as per usual. i reluctantly draggeddddd myself out of my LOVELY bed.. yeah. i know. its lovely. LOLS.. damn. then i need to rush, bath, brush teeth.. feel like shytting. but i dint go and shyt.. due to time constraint. maybe its just my old ailment making a comeback~ butterflies in my stomach. i remembered vividly, that when i'm in secondary three that time. my class had our social studies' paper in the hall. The teacher pronounced the commencement of the paper.. not long after, i felt a sudden urge of shytting when i'm reading the sources. it was like.. WHAT THE FUCK MAN!. the feeling of an explosion is going to happen in the hall. not a spark. but an explosion. however, i dint explode immediately in the hall lah. craps. if i explode in the hall. i think there wouldnt be suffiicient time for the people in the hall to evacuate lah.. my fart is as invincible as a tornado. LOL.. nevermind.. i shall stop the digression.. shyt.. digression is really bad.. = =

back to the topic. yeah. when i go to school. the sight of the school makes me feel like sleeping again.. ~.~ nevermind. but i've realised something is that i've little or no tolerance against heat!. aww man. im like literally melted in school. the heat its like so unbearable.. damn! and its like early in the morning 7am.. its like the sun haven even make it's way to mid-sky. and the heat is so immense. like as if i'm "enjoying" myself in a sauna. lols. cooked pork.. ready to serve.

as our class make our way to the examination venue. i can feel my linguistic cells vibrating with anxiety. LOLS.. nervous in other words. yeah.. however.. when that teacher, who is invigilating our class pronounced the commencement of the chinese paper 1, i immediately flipped the paper.. scrambling off looking whether if the questions set was easy a not. yeah.. i released a sign of relief.. not fart. but relief. LOL. however. there's a slight feeling of bursting out into LAUGHTER. LOLS.. but i dint lah.. i'm like doing an exam over HERE man!.. i cant just laugh out loud like it's nobodies business you know.. LOLS..~.~ as i know, my laughter its CONTAGIOUS. so i've to control myself.. yeah. and i did.. =D. LOLS

the reason why i had the feeling of bursting out into laughter.. its because.. the "bao zhang bao dao's topic.. its like fucking hilarious.. it's pertaining to, the ratio of teenager being fat its 1 of out every 10 teenager.. explain why is this pheonomenon happening, give your own explanation.
L-O-L. guess what.. the funnest part is not this.. it's the introduction of my essay.. i wrote something that goes like this.. i shall translate it to english. "after reading this newspaper article, i felt very worried for increasing number of obese teenagers. HOWEVER, sadly.. i'm one of them." LOLS crappest. but nevermind.. i must bring some humour into my essay .. if not it will just look like some other typical essay that you see next door.. you know you know.. i can't be just ORDINARY.. i must be EXTRA-ordinary.. LOLS!.. stand out of the crowd, think out of the box~ lols.. ok.. enough of self-praising..

..the saddening part its paper 2 man.. crap.. when i started doing the paper..AS I LOOK TO THOSE WORDING USED IN THOSE PASSAGE! thoughts starting running wild, my hand was jellified, i starting mumbling, like as if im chanting sutras. "im dead, im dead, im dead".
i started hallucinating, i saw my mum and dad. LOLS.. okay. enough of drama and digression.. oh my god.. im starting to feel like i'm speaking like a bitch. but WHATEVER~ LOLS! okok.. digression again.. yeah. bottomline is, it was a difficult paper.. i'm murdered by a killer paper.. ~.~ however i still manage to complete the whole paper.. which is a good thing? as most of the people dint have sufficient time completing the paper.. yeah.. however. chinese paper its no longer as easy as the old syllabus paper already. last time, we still can afford to sleep awhile. now ITS HARDCORE 1 and a half hours.. non-stop, back to back of writing.. at a speed of light.. LOL.
its like a paper which test for SPEED and ACCURACY. ~.~

after the paper 2, me kenji and gang.. went to goodspeedd. to play lan.. its suppose to be a compeition between my class and dong's class. however.. it was delayed, as there were some UNDESIRABLE people over there which cause such situation to occur lah~. lols. the name starts off with a 'S' too.. but don't worry. its not a girl.. its a boy. LOLS. nevermind.. they went off playing with themselves first. then kenji 2v1 chenjie and weixiang..
me and raymond audi awhile. then 1v1 dota. guess who's the winner? of coz me lah~.. LOLS!

this post its so LONGGGGGGGGG-WINDED.. but nevermind. this is the senond post of my blog.. make it long~. LOLS

CHOWWW~