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Friday, May 16, 2008

HOWWWWDDDY!, yup. i yesterday came home around 1-2am.. yeah. shant go into details. the only thing i could remember is lying on my bed. the next second, i'm once again pronounced dead. X_X. i got dragged up in the morning around 6.40am. when i'm done with all the neccessary tidying up, bathing etc.. i went downstairs to hop on to my mother's car. then we hit the road at the speed of light. LOLS!

by the way, we almost met a traffic accident. yeah~. you know at the near yishun gym that road intersection? yeah.. my mother was at the filter lane at the right hand corner.. at that moment.. the opposite traffic light was appearing a red light, and green arrow on the diagonal side of the road is flashing already.. then there wouldnt any cars nor motors on the road.. totally. empty. ~_~ then my mother dint slow down.. she just continue at the same speed. then next second, a motherfucking motorcyclist just appeared beside my mother's car. he was like so near to my mother's car. seriously, very near. almost knock on my mother's car. but nevermind, we are WELL-PROTECTED =]. LOLS.
the reason being we had the metal protecting us, but the motorcyclist had their flesh protecting the metal. LOLS!
if he bang onto our car, he will be the one flying off to don't know where lah. maybe to some bushes beside the road? perhaps. LOLS!

that piece of lame shyt, dont want to rush to hell or what. = = drive so fast when traffic light is flashing green arrow, indicating to drivers diagonally opposite to slow down and then come to a stop. however, that motorcyclist did otherwise. he went like so fast even though green light was already FLASHING = =.

lucky my mother's reflexes was fast.. she horned and braked sightly. slowly covering off to another lane.. =.=.

this is why i hate motorcyclists with their pathetic motorcycles, no offence man.. motorcycles really yuck. if you want to make uneccessary and undesirable misfortune to happen .. go fuck off to hell if you want to. Not that i want to condemn motorcyclists, i think out of 10motorcyclists, sure at least nine of them is reckless driver. Reckless motorcyclists are real a menace. seriously they can really live up to their reputation. putting this phrase in a very sarcartic manner.. i wanted to point my holy finger to that motorcyclist, whom is staring at my mother.. like as if she was the one at fault. fucking hell. what came up to my mind was, i hope that my mother run over him. = = see whose the boss. who kicks ass. fucking bitch. = =
drive one stupid lousy small and pweny SCOOTER.. want to act like some racer.. = = WDF.. SCOOTER LEI, for godness sake. i see i want to laugh.. its a FUCKED UP SCOOTER.

forget about it.. no need we bang him, other drivers will EVENTUALLY BANG HIM. LOLS.. seeing the way he act really turns me off. = =

school today was really BORING.. = = then today we arent having any lessons, yet i BROUGHT a big and heavy bag to school. = = fuck? is like nobody told me that there wouldnt any lessons lo~ i thought the life seminar was like only yesterday.. dint know it was a on both days.. = = forget about it.

then later on. there wouldnt any chinese remedial~ hurray. however, we had poa lessons.. awwww. POA!, I DINT DO MS CHEONG'S HOMEWORK. IT WAS DONE HALFWAY ONLY. BUT IN MS CHEONG'S MIND, SHE THINKS THAT DOING EVERYTHING THEN IS CONSIDERED COMPLETE. IF NOT WE WOULDNT HAVE A SENOND SAY.
HOWEVER!!, AFTER LISTENING TO MY EXPLANATION.. SHE DINT SCOLD ME. =]

she just told me:
"jagger, what are you trying to prove? are you trying to prove that without doing homework and practices, you still will be able to do it?" definitely, i replied NO! lols.. but she told me to complete it during the weekends lah~ don't worry man. i will sure complete it one. =D.

LOLS!

i used to believe and held on to a thought of do what onto others, what you want other to do unto you. however, a lot of things made me think twice, even thrice. Seriously, human emotions are subtle. due to unforeseen circumstances, i've just realised..

I'm extremely judgemental
I'm extremely temperamental
I'm a potential extremist
I'm a perfect candidate to be a stereotyper

happy then stay as friends, not happy then fuck off.. thank you. =D

k, end of the day liao. i go do my dad's admin work liao. CHOWWWWWWWWWW!
O_O, I DINT DO MS CHEONG'S HOMEWORK YET SHE DINT SCOLD ME! MY EYES MUST BE PLAYING TRICKS ON ME; 4:32 PM

Name : Jagger
Age : 18
Colour: Brown
Height: 140.0cm
School: Temasek Polytechnic
Course: Business Studies Grouping

In a nutshell,
I'm short and stout.
I'm brown.
I'm a major late-comer.
Being perpertually late is my habit.
It is all written on my face.

Things I Do
-Play
-Eat
-Sleep
-Excremate
-Fantasies
-Lift weights
-Insults & Sarcasm
-Sleep in nudity
-X.O.X.O with pillows

Later, suckers

WISHes
-to be browner
-be less horny
-grow more MUSCLEs

LINK OUTS TO SEXYs
[SIS]
- MRS.SEAH
[MISTERs]
- MISTER DONG-XUAN
- MISTER ED-RIC
- MISTER ZI-CHAO
- MISTER BOON-KIANG
- MISTER RAY-MOND
- MISTER I-VAN
- MISTER LIAN-SHENG
- MISTER WIL-SON
[MISSYs]
- MISSY JING-YI
- MISSY ELE-NA
- MISSY ES-TEE
- MISSY DOR-CAS
- MISSY WEN-YA
-
MISSY LY HEANG
- MISSY CHING-HUI
- MISSY SAN-DRA
- MISSY CAR-MEN
- MISSY G-RACE
- MISSY HUI-WEN
- MISSY SE-LE-NA
- MISSY NU-RUL
- MISSY FEE-FAH
- MISSY JO-LENE
- MISSY SHU-MEI
- MISSY CRYS-TA-LINE




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