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Friday, September 19, 2008

Hewllo Earthlings! Wassup!

i feel extremely wore out now. my torso are on the verge of falling apart =/ LOL
i've got a premonition that this post would be a LONG one :D

yeah, i woke up at 11am. -overslept-
kokfai called me quite a lot of times. is then i woke up.
supposingly i should be at the GYM at 11am. LOL. but i woke up at 11am! which would mean?

IM LATE! LOLOL. nvm. i try to pack my bag AS FAST AS I COULD. =/ i practically just threw in EVERYTHING i see.

-shirt
-pant
-underwear << most impt, i almost forget~
-shampoo
-body wash
-facial wash
-perfume
-shades
-wrist band
-towel
-shoes
-my contact lens in my eyes!
-wallet
-keys
-and my PHONE :D

okay. yeah. i threw in everything. ZIP ZIP ZIP. I RAN OUT OF HOUSE. =/ i reached the gym at 12noon. =/

the sun is scorching! :D i like it. LOLOLOL
when i go in, i got stunned for a moment. cause i saw peili and wenya! OMG!
i thought it wuold be just a boy session. me kokfai and kenji. and kenji dint come. = =

LOLS. but nvm. after my workout at gym. i went to safra AFAIC -as fast as i could- short form. LOLOLOL. cause im afraid that the sun would set soon. =/ -dramatic-

yeah! i reached the swimming pool at 2pm. :D the sun is still there -like duh- LOL hanging in mid air :D this is sweet.

As i stripped myself :D LOLOL. faster spray my super brown tanning oil~ i looked like a barbequed pig. LOLOLOL. ok whatever~ i jumped into the pool. creating a big tsunami splash.

approximately 1,000,000 people died due to the wave. A damage cost of around 1 billion dollars. LOLOLOL

no lah, i dint jump into the pool. even if i got. it will be a small little tiny splash. LOLOL

yeah. i sunbath myself like for 2hours hardcore. swim around 8laps. slack slack one.

there is this guy that kept looking at other guys, including me. starting i thought is did i exposed myself in one way or the other. but i checked. no have wad~

then i checked if i've got anything on my face. no have also. zz

in conclusion, i would conclude he is a gay. :D

LOLOLOL.

after sunbathing myself for 2hours in the hot sun. i went to the toilet to have a shower. To my horror, there is this old man, wearing his trunks, lying on the bench. SLEEPING. AWWWMEEGAWSSSH! ITS LIKE SO WTF WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY SLEEPING IN THE TOILET! ZZZZ.. Furthermore, HIS SNORE SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER STRIKES. ZZZ *i would conclude he is deep in his slumber. X_x

Really, he snore DAMN LOUD. to the extent that EVEN THE WATER SPLASHES CANT OVERCOME THE LOUDNESS OF HIS SNORE. i will call it Super Sonic Snore (SSS)

went home to help my dad settle some admin stuffs. then my mum drive me back to safra to meet jingyi and edric! :D. supposingly dong should be coming, but then, he decided not to come due to fatigue & his monkey body is full with injuries. i shant ill treat him. rest well man!

Yeah, LOLS. when i reached the pool area, there was no table available due to the adsence of my safra card. LOL. then there is this guy there go book the table FIRST. =/ i was late. i apologized. then after much deliberation, we decided to booked the VIP room FIRST. LOLOLOLOL

the room is like so empty. =/ but nvm~

then later we move out again because people left. =/

have you met the MOST UNREASONABLE BODY IN THE UNIVERSE?!
yeah, i met one. And its ED's BODY! his body is SUPER UNREASONABLE. LOLOL
He will NOT say excuse me, please move aside, you are blocking me.
His super white body will just SHOVE his way through.
his butt is like always infront of my face lah. zzzz
and his butt is powerful. LOL. keep knocking me until i will fall from my sit.


yeah, we played a lot of rounds.
he and jingyi's game is classic. i called the game, the SOFT game.
the way the hit the ball, DAMN SOFT LAH. they barely used ANY strength. LOLOLOL
then ed said "jagger hit the ball damn hard". then jingyi added "thats only 1/3 of his strength" LOL

okay whatever. edric won lah almost all the rounds. i only won him ONCE. =/ actually should be twice. but i hit the white n black ball in at the same time. =/

jingyi won him twice also. LOLOLOLOL

yeah yeah..

dined with them at KFC. :D We just kept laughing and talking throughout. =/ damn full, even through i ate only popcorn chicken. LOL~ because we spent most of the time CHATTING and LAUGHING. cannot stand it. LOLOLOL. i really enjoy going out with people who will laugh and talks. LOLOLOL. if not it will be VERY VERY BORING and monotonous. which i hate the MOST~

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! then off my way back home. :D
A day packed with activities; 9:15 PM

Name : Jagger
Age : 18
Colour: Brown
Height: 140.0cm
School: Temasek Polytechnic
Course: Business Studies Grouping

In a nutshell,
I'm short and stout.
I'm brown.
I'm a major late-comer.
Being perpertually late is my habit.
It is all written on my face.

Things I Do
-Play
-Eat
-Sleep
-Excremate
-Fantasies
-Lift weights
-Insults & Sarcasm
-Sleep in nudity
-X.O.X.O with pillows

Later, suckers

WISHes
-to be browner
-be less horny
-grow more MUSCLEs

LINK OUTS TO SEXYs
[SIS]
- MRS.SEAH
[MISTERs]
- MISTER DONG-XUAN
- MISTER ED-RIC
- MISTER ZI-CHAO
- MISTER BOON-KIANG
- MISTER RAY-MOND
- MISTER I-VAN
- MISTER LIAN-SHENG
- MISTER WIL-SON
[MISSYs]
- MISSY JING-YI
- MISSY ELE-NA
- MISSY ES-TEE
- MISSY DOR-CAS
- MISSY WEN-YA
-
MISSY LY HEANG
- MISSY CHING-HUI
- MISSY SAN-DRA
- MISSY CAR-MEN
- MISSY G-RACE
- MISSY HUI-WEN
- MISSY SE-LE-NA
- MISSY NU-RUL
- MISSY FEE-FAH
- MISSY JO-LENE
- MISSY SHU-MEI
- MISSY CRYS-TA-LINE




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