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Monday, February 23, 2009

HELLO! I'm so WORN OUT today. it looks like nowadays more and more people are using the word "shagged". i shall be indifferent. :D

Partly is because I've been slacking so long. Asking me do so many things at once, it's an information overload. =/

HOLY MAMA! I GOT MY POLY PACKAGE YESTERDAY! HOWEVER, THE PACKAGE IS FILLED WITH THOUSANDS AND MILLIONS OF WORDS. I've been drowned in a bottomless pit of words. Choking me to my death. Oh my goodness. =/

I'm so blessed to have my elder sister whom she do the dirty jobs for me. :D she helped me applied everything. the only thing i do is

-sit back
-relax
-watch

woolala :D

ALL THE COURSES IN TP NEEDS TO DO HEALTH CHECK! AHHH!

I went to raffles medical today with my family. I walked in the clinic aimlessly. dont know what to do. As i walked up to the counter, i stammered and asked.

JaG: "I'mmmmmmm hereeeee foorrrr my preeeee-enrolmennnntttt. . . . ?"
Black nurse: "I/C please, wield with a eye gorging bright smile."
JaG: "I covered my eyes as the lights beaming off from her white teeths almost blind me."

LOL. ENOUGH OF THE DRAMA. FOOK IT!

Black nurse: "Please take a seat, and I'll call your name"
[at least she dint call my name like some vietnamese" =___=]

Not long after. . . Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock. D:

Black nurse: "Jag-girl yeo, jung kiat." << my chinese name is horribly called."
Her chocolaty hand reached out to me, passing me a tiny bottle.
Black nurse: "fill it with your urine, then place it in the basket next to me"
JaG: "Stunned, uh huh. . . "
Jag: "deep in thoughts, i wonder if i can pee out now"
JaG: "jie, please help me go buy a bottle of water"
Jov: "sure :D"

I drank a 500ML bottle of mineral water, then i'm off to the to-i-let. to let off some u-ri-ne. LOLOL

[First time, i did a urine test]

As i stepped into the toilet, i wonder how am i going to tap the tiny bottle with pee. ~_~

As my thoughts ran wild. . . .

My thoughts: "Maybe i pee into the toilet bowl, then i scoop it out?"
JaG[white angel]: "No, you're a dumb fuck. Then you will contaminate your urine with other people's urine!"

My thoughts: "Maybe i pee into the empty water bottle then i pour it out, as i'm afraid my pee might overflow.?"

JaG[black angel]: "No, you're a fucked up sucker. then you will be contaminate your urine with minerals from the empty mineral water bottle"

My thoughts: "just fucking hell pee into that thing"

Peeing in progress.

To my horror. . .
[dont worry, i dint pee on my hands neither did it overflow]

the amount of pee i let out was adequate. :D AHAHAHAHAH

-washed my hands- then i walked out of the toilet. with my head held high. LOLOL.

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I was anticipating a sexy nurse standing beside the female doctor. But sadly, the black nurses dashed my longed anticipation. =/

As i entered into the doctor's room. I thought it was a female doctor. because the name was femininish. =/ It was a guy. The moment he speaks. I was stunned. He sounded so. . . . oh my goodness. =/

He is like a chinese physician and a western doctor. He read my pulse. As he frowned, i know something isnt right. LOL.

he measured my BP [ blood pressure ].

then he asked me to go over to the polyclinic to have my x-ray.

i dont know how many cells died in my chest. =___= one zap. all died. radioactivity. =___= chest cells died.

X-ray process got nothing better to say. OH YA! that female nurse ask me to stripe. LOLOL. then she closed the door. woolala. I thought something exciting is going to happen. LOL. but nothing. SADDDD. ~_~

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, back to my medical report. MY BP is borderlined. Means abit more i will hit high blood pressure. =___= Oh my goodness. =/

urine test, negative. means i no have diabetes all those.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I GROWN TALLER!! 171.0 CM.=________________=

i'm getting a little bored blogging. =/ no more drama.

oh ya, i went to SSDC today to book my theory. i shall begin the theory then i shall driveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

PICTURES NEXT POST.

HASTA LA VISTA SUCKERS!
WOOLALA-ing at Clinic. [ We deserved better.]; 10:33 PM

Name : Jagger
Age : 18
Colour: Brown
Height: 140.0cm
School: Temasek Polytechnic
Course: Business Studies Grouping

In a nutshell,
I'm short and stout.
I'm brown.
I'm a major late-comer.
Being perpertually late is my habit.
It is all written on my face.

Things I Do
-Play
-Eat
-Sleep
-Excremate
-Fantasies
-Lift weights
-Insults & Sarcasm
-Sleep in nudity
-X.O.X.O with pillows

Later, suckers

WISHes
-to be browner
-be less horny
-grow more MUSCLEs

LINK OUTS TO SEXYs
[SIS]
- MRS.SEAH
[MISTERs]
- MISTER DONG-XUAN
- MISTER ED-RIC
- MISTER ZI-CHAO
- MISTER BOON-KIANG
- MISTER RAY-MOND
- MISTER I-VAN
- MISTER LIAN-SHENG
- MISTER WIL-SON
[MISSYs]
- MISSY JING-YI
- MISSY ELE-NA
- MISSY ES-TEE
- MISSY DOR-CAS
- MISSY WEN-YA
-
MISSY LY HEANG
- MISSY CHING-HUI
- MISSY SAN-DRA
- MISSY CAR-MEN
- MISSY G-RACE
- MISSY HUI-WEN
- MISSY SE-LE-NA
- MISSY NU-RUL
- MISSY FEE-FAH
- MISSY JO-LENE
- MISSY SHU-MEI
- MISSY CRYS-TA-LINE




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