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Friday, October 9, 2009

Hello!

Played badminton with..

Kenrick, ckay, wilson, ivan, and benz today.

Damn fun, and funny. =/

After badminton we went to dine at Pizza Hut.

ok, I'm officially broke! ):

Someone else is like freaking rich already.

Just dropped in the cheque~

LOL.

I went back to yishun to swim.

Today is my lucky day I think.

Got so many girl wore bikini today.

=/

Mister Horny PartyTank FTW!

BROWN BROWN BROWWWWN.





Quote from Dorcas's Blog.

I dont want to get sued by Dorcas for infringement. ;D

What is marketing?

What are the concepts of marketing?

1) You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room,

1) You go up to her and say: "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?" (That's Direct Marketing)

2) You give your friend a buck.

2) She goes up and says: "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?" (That's Advertising)

3) You somehow get her mobile number.

3) You call and chat her up a while and then say: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Tele-Marketing)

4) You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Customer Relationship Management)

5) You stand straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Hard Selling)

6) SHE comes over and says: "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?" (Now THAT is the power of Branding).

Okay class!

Do you get all the concepts?

Lets apply it on today's incident.

Jagger went to Yishun Safra Swimming Pool

There are many many bikini girls.

Jagger went up to a bikini girl and said: Hi, I'm great in bed, how bout it?

What's the answer?

YEAH! Its' Direct Marketing!

LOLOLOL

RETARDDDDDDDDEDDDD.
Sunny Yellow Banana Day; 5:21 PM

Name : Jagger
Age : 18
Colour: Brown
Height: 140.0cm
School: Temasek Polytechnic
Course: Business Studies Grouping

In a nutshell,
I'm short and stout.
I'm brown.
I'm a major late-comer.
Being perpertually late is my habit.
It is all written on my face.

Things I Do
-Play
-Eat
-Sleep
-Excremate
-Fantasies
-Lift weights
-Insults & Sarcasm
-Sleep in nudity
-X.O.X.O with pillows

Later, suckers

WISHes
-to be browner
-be less horny
-grow more MUSCLEs

LINK OUTS TO SEXYs
[SIS]
- MRS.SEAH
[MISTERs]
- MISTER DONG-XUAN
- MISTER ED-RIC
- MISTER ZI-CHAO
- MISTER BOON-KIANG
- MISTER RAY-MOND
- MISTER I-VAN
- MISTER LIAN-SHENG
- MISTER WIL-SON
[MISSYs]
- MISSY JING-YI
- MISSY ELE-NA
- MISSY ES-TEE
- MISSY DOR-CAS
- MISSY WEN-YA
- MISSY LY HEANG
- MISSY CHING-HUI
- MISSY SAN-DRA
- MISSY CAR-MEN
- MISSY G-RACE
- MISSY HUI-WEN
- MISSY SE-LE-NA
- MISSY NU-RUL
- MISSY FEE-FAH
- MISSY JO-LENE
- MISSY SHU-MEI
- MISSY CRYS-TA-LINE




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